OFFHAM
CHURCH

Dedicated to St. Michael


Welcome Memorials Windows Good Bye Thank You Read Me


Welcome to the Church of Saint Michael, Offham

Saint Michael's church in Offham dates back to the 13th Century with extensions in the subsequent 14th and 15th Centuries. The "List of Rectors" starts at 1267. The famous Kentish Ragstone was used for most of the building. History seems to ooze at every pore! A veritable time capsule of days gone by and definitely worth visiting even if - as so often - our time was at a premium. I had to be very selective in my photography!




The fabric of the Church of Saint Michael has weathered over the centuries ...




... as these two pictures show.




As we enter, our eyes are directed towards the east-facing altar with the stained glass depicting Saint Michael to whom the church is dedicated.


Memorials

As you can expect, the history of a village is often reflected in its church memorials. Of course, when these memorials were created, the passing of various individuals was a serious matter, and treated with great ceremony in the locality. Nowadays, largely devoid of the original, personal connections, these memorials do, however, give us an interesting glimpse into life several centuries ago, when for many the world was a largely a local concept - the global dimension had yet to be discovered and appreciated.

Of the many memorials, the three that I managed to take in photographically, spanned the years from 1660 to 1800. This was only about 140 years, but still, a period of great change covering Stuart and Georgian times. Family names such as "De Critz", "Omer" and "Spearman" occur frequently and suggest that these families had some influence and standing in the locality. The fact that their memorials were inside the church give weight to this statement.

In the quotes from the memorials I try to adhere to the original spelling and pronunciation, which linguistic aspects do not always accord with our own. Of course, it's also interesting to appreciate how English usage and the meaning of words have changed over the centuries.

In the time available I managed to photograph three memorials.

  1. Rebecca Omer +1663
  2. Frances De Critz +1660
  3. Eliza Spearman +1800


1. Rebecca Omer +1663

The stone floor slab in the four pictures below may well have been created by someone whose command of their own language was far from perfect, even when seen from our own 21st century perspective. Literacy and linguistic competence had yet to reach the level we take for granted today. Admittedly, the English speaking world had still to wait for the impetus given to the standardisation of English by Dr Samuel Johnson's Dictionary, first published in 1755.





In my rendering, below, of the text on the stone slab, the hash symbols indicate the position on the stone slab of the rather crudely drawn family crest. Crudely? Well, I probably could not do better, but of course, I'm admittedly not a stone mason. The double quotes are my insertion to indicate the lines which appear to be roughly quoted from the King James Authorized Bible (Thessalonians 1, part 4, verses 16 and 17). The final word "ITHAYRE" means "in the air" (i.e. "on high").

HERE LYES BURYED MTS REBECCA OMER DAUGHTER
OF IOHN DE CRITZ OF LOND ESQR WHO
WAS WIFE & WIDOW OF LAURENE OMER
OF STAPLE IN KENT GENT BY WHOM SHE
HAD TWO CHILDREN WHERE OF ONE LYES
BURIED HERE WTH HER THE OTHER SURVIUETH
SHE DYED DECEMBR THE 16 ANNO DOM 1663
HIER LYES AL????????SOE WTH HER
FRANCES DECRITZ????????SISTER TO THE
SAID REBECCA????????OMER
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HERE'S WIFE & MOTHER NOW AT REST
WITH HUSBAND ONCE & CHILDREN BLEST
HE SLEPT AND SHE DID SIGH & WEEP
SOE SORE FOR HIM SHE FELL A SLEEP
DAUGHTER & SISTER TOOS IN BED
HERE UNDER THIS COLD COVERLED
BUT SON SH'ES LEFT SINCE SHE'S GON HENCE
THE CARE OF FREINDS & PROVIDENS
READER I COULD TELL A STORY
OF HER GREIF & OF HER GLORY
"BUT ALLS HUSHT, TILL HIS POWERFULL CHARME
WHOSE TRUMP SHALL SOUND YE WORLDS ALARME
WHEN GOE THY WAYES & HENCE PREPARE
TO MEET (WTH HER) THE LORD ITHAYRE"
THESAL YE 4TH 16 & 17 VERS

2. Frances DeCritz +1660

A bit more careful perusal was needed here, for countless feet have trodden over this stone slab in the course of several centuries! The age of death is of interest. The lack of medical knowledge may have played a part. We shall probably never know. We do not even know exactly the cause of the madness of King George in more recent times.



Here's the text. Spelling and letters, and of course, the position and use of "ESQR" are all of interest!


HEAR LIETH THE BODY
OF FRANCES DECRITZ
DAVGHTER OF JOHN
DECRITZ ESQR AND GRACE
HIS WIFE OF ST MARTENES
IN THE FIELDS. SHEE ENDED
THIS LIFE THE 27 OF
FEBRVARY 1660 AGED
32 YEARES


3. Eliza Spearman +1800

High upon the wall - and not set into the church floor - is this seemingly more professionally executed memorial from a later era. The Spearmans probably had significant standing in the community of Offham, judging by the professional execution of the memorial as well as the family crest which graces it.



High upon the wall is the memorial to Mrs Eliza Spearman.




Detail of the memorial and its crest.

Closer inspection reveals the text shown below. People got around - in this case Woolwich and Newington (Kent). The means of transport was often the stage coach, which vehicle, in my humble layman's opinion, had a rather high centre of gravity. Of course, stage coaches were very widely used throughout the world, but how safe were they actually? Again, this event - as recorded - was a tragedy at the time, but for us the linguistic and historical aspects make interesting reading.

The marble inscriber was using both capitals and lower-case letters, this in itself pointing to a greater linguistic competence compared to that employed by the craftsmen working on the previous two memorials of about 140 years before.

Sacred to the Memory of ELIZA, Wife of
ROBERT SPEARMAN
of Newington in this County: Esqr.
she was the Second Daughter of Mr. JOHN SMITH
late of this Parish; and met with an instant
and untimely Death on the 1st Day of Decr. 1800,
by the overturning of a Stage Coach
near Woolwich at the Age of 49 Years.
Leaving Issue Two Children..JOHN.&ELIZA,ANN




Stained Glass Windows

The subjects for stained glass windows may sometimes be family crests. However, religious subjects often grace church windows. In this way, parishioners are reminded of religious aspects in a colourful, yet dignified way.




This looks like a family crest but further details are a mystery! This window may be pre-Victorian. The cross lines behind the window are probably a protective metal grid on the outside.




This east window is above the altar, which points by tradition towards the Holy Land. The window includes in the top centre Saint Michael to whom the church is dedicated. This window was erected as late as the 1970s, or even later. In fact, it also acts as a memorial to four local residents who died during or around the 1970s.


Goodbye

The time has come to leave these fascinating links with England's past. A last look at the nave and the church porch and then we head towards England's green and pleasant countryside to complete the final stage of our walk to East Malling.




A last look down the nave to the East window.




The church porch is the transition from England's past to England's present.




Of course, there are many more secrets from the past hidden in Offham's church ...




... but these are for another time.

Thank You

These pictures were taken by me on Sunday, 18th September 2016, on one of Nick's fine CLOG walks from Borough Green to East Malling, to the web-based description of which you probably will return from our visit to Saint Michael's Church. Thank you Nick for suggesting and leading this walk. Thank you all for your good company on this walk.